My mate called Dave wanted to be a zoo keeper. He got the job and went to the head zoo keeper, the head zoo keeper said "there is one rule that you have to follow that is any animal that dies when you are looking after it you have to pay for" so Dave said " ok". He went of to the finch's cage by accident he knocked one over and it died so he remembered what the keeper said they were 50 pounds each! instead of paying he chucked it in the lions cage then he went to the chimps cage....There were 2 chimps in a tyre which was held up by a chain oops the chain snapped and the 2 chimps died, they were 500 pounds each!So he chucked them in the lion's cage as well.Then he took a ride in the tractor but then he hit a bees hive and they died by getting mushed up in the tractor blade.He remembered they cost 10 pounds each, so he chucked them in the lions cage.Then a new lion came and said what do you eat here?Well i've had finch,chimps and mushy bees!